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Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching T-Shirt - Tractor Beam Apparel

Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching T-Shirt

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I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.

What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!

Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.