He was born into a family of modest means. Yet this short-muzzled pup from Corsica would go on to become one of the greatest military and political leaders in history. His name was Napugleon.
At his peak of power, he controlled most of Europe. He he revolutionized military organization, established the Napoleonic Code and fought wars on an unprecedented scale. But, alas, the only thing that brought him joy was his stuffed froggy.