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Slotherine T-Shirt - Tractor Beam Apparel

Slotherine T-Shirt

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Evil Has Met Its Match! But First A Nap.

He was just an ordinary sloth until a genetic mutation turned him into... Slotherine! This reluctant hero now fights with super-sloth powers, including:

> Enhanced motionlessness! 
> Leaf eating!
> The ability to sleep for 20 hours a day!
> Permanent smiley face!
> And his signature weapon... RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS! You know, for hanging from trees and stuff.

Under the watchful eye of his mentor "Professor S," Slotherine and his cohorts fight to save the world from the evils of over-stimulation and stress!