Jolly AF Saint Nick
Uh oh, kids. Looks like Santa's gonna be a little late this year. Let's just say he's got visions of sugar plums dancing in his head. Guess we should've seen this coming once the North Pole legalized medical weed. Just imagine the chronic pain this guy must have from sliding down chimneys over hundreds of years. Frankly we're amazed it didn't happen sooner.
Goodbye Santa, Hello Khronic Kringle.
